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AfterEllen Hotlist
I found this over at Doug’s, and after looking at the whole list I know once again, that I’m an odd duck! Not that these women aren’t “hot”; I suppose each they are in their own way. But are they “hot” to me?? As in, could they get me hot? Would I beat off to the thought of some wild fantasy that they were in?? Are they just cute or shapely or are they actually, deliciously phuckable?

So excuse me, my fellow feminists, while I thoroughly objectify these women to suit my own fantasies.

So, counting down:

Thursday Thirteen Phantasy Phucks

13)

Anthony Hopkins

(Because I have a dick tooth and because every self respecting lesbian should have at least one fantasy guy. Just like every straight should have at least one fantasy ?? …) Of all the men in the world, if there’s one left that I’d hop into the hay with in a hot heartbeat, it would be Sir A. (And to think I passed up the chance when I had it because I was in a relationship at the time. Sometimes I could just shoot myself for being a true blue type! LOL)! Sheesh!

12)

Angelina Jolie

Grrrrr… that mouth!! I could eat her lips. (But only tomboyish, like Gia, is prolly my fav) More hot Angie pics:back shot, casualbeauty

11)

Xena

That’s right, Xena. Not Lucy Lawless. LOL. (Hey, we are talkin’ fantasy here…)

10)

Renee OConnor

Pretty much any way I could get her. She brings out my inner butch. More hot Renee pics:sweet, sultry gabbi

9)

Ellen

Yup. Sweet, goofy, funny, sexy in her casual girlyboi way. (Oh please… if the Gods are good she’s a top!)

8)

Queen Latifah

Mmmmm Hmmmm! (And I’m not all that hot on “big” when it comes to boobs, but grrrr111!) All the way ’round, but puh-leeze! In Chicago?? Mommy, spank me! Another hot Queenie pic:elegant

7)

Amelie Mauresmo

True. All true. Sexy… a great face with lots of character, not exactly pretty but still, that body?? Those arms? Legs? Hot. Athletic/boyish; that sexy roman nose. Yummay!! More Amalie pics:Victoire!, Joyeaux Amelie!

6)

Mary Stewart Masterson

Another who didn’t make the list. More MSM pics:At the river, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

5)

Emma Thompson

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I’ve had the hots for her since forever, I think. Those crooked teeth! Mmmm! Sweet! More Emma pics:Sultry, Much Ado

4)

Sandra Bullock

Either way. Boyish or girlish; top or bottom. Yummi! ( There are so many hot shots of her in the internet, she is so sexy in nearly any of the many looks that she makes a perfect sort of ready made fantasy! LOL just pic a pic!! In fact, she started at number 10, so…)More Sexy Sandra pics:Feathers, Beautiful, Schoolgrrrlll, PonyTails n Boots, SEXYYY!!!

3)

Amy Ray

(of the Indigo Girls)
Passionate, sexy, tattooed, talented… and that nose! (What is it with me and noses?!) More Amy pics:Nice Suit, Tortured soul, with guitar

2)

Hilary Swank

Yup. Scrawney, wirey, androgenous… I don’t think so! Hot! With that wide mouth and absolutely scrumptious breasts (about as near to perfect as they get, for me).More hot Hilary pics:jeans, transparent smile

Drumroll, please………

But in the end. I’m a Femme. Oh, K.D… Be still my foolish heart (heart?! Well, somethin’s sure pounding!)

1)

K.D Lang

She didn’t even make the list! I tell you, I was happily married to the man of my dreams (literally) when this cover of Vanity Fair came out in 1997. I would have given my freaking eye teeth to be in Cindy’s place. But then, I was… if only in my dreams.

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The cat’s midnight meanderings:The Cat is my Copilot

Xilly has some mind games for us.

TFWY thinks we’ve forgotten how to laugh

Stop by Tink’s place for some insight into Summer Solstice Traditions

Sit on the deck overlooking the Lake with Lara and listen to some of her favorite tunes

All you writers who need a little inspiration, be sure to check out what Amy did when she found out her novel was going to be published!

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“Whooooo are youuuuu?”, The caterpillar asked.
“Well sir, I’m not exactly sure at present”, replied Alice. “At least, I knew who I was when I got up this morning, but I must have changed a thousand times since then.”

We interrupt our regular programming for an official Thorne’s World identity crisis. Regular programming will return next Venusday and tomorrow is looking alot like a surprise Sexual Sinday.

Given my recent rant about the FFF/WOC issue, and now, having been made aware of

“I saw one woman, Renegade Evolution, harrased and threatened to the point where she has now agreed to never speak on feminist issues again.”

via Disgusted Beyond Belief in a post entitled: My thoughts on Feminism (as I now head for cover), I’m quite at a loss. I’ve also been reading alot at Fetch me my axe where a very human woman and feminist (I think she has not yet eschewed the term), and her very human readers make alot more sense than the milque toast mumblings over at Feministing, which I feel are a thin veneer over a sea of judgment and vitriol after FFF/WOC… and now I discover this fucking vile and poisonous attack on tranpersons under the supposed umbrella of feminism!!! While reading there, I’m offered innocuously in the form of a question to consider this piece of garbage masquerading as some sort of feminist political theory, and by the time I got finished with that bag of shit I was just fucking sick at people again.

Fuck this buncha idiots.

Self centered, poisonous, judgmental, wastes of oxygen. This kinda crap is the reason I’m spending more and more time over at Feminist Critics. I’m seriously trying to evaluate if feminism is a movement with which I choose any longer to identify. Or if it has been poisoned and subverted by this current brand of feminism, whatever exactly it is.

I am so offended to think that the feminism I know and love and have held dear for so long has been usurped by these violent poisonous assholes.

*sigh*

Okay, anybody reading this who can help me discover if this blogosphere insanity is a phenomenon in and of itself or if it actually a reflection of the real world, please do. I’m begging. I’m fuckin’ dyin’ here.

And why do I question the possibility of peace? This crap is one of the reasons.

What was very interesting for me was that I came to this blog from a post entitled
My thoughts on Feminism (as I now head for cover)
I laughed so hard I thought I’d split.

clipped from www.amptoons.com In this post, he writes about how the men speak in his women’s studies class: …two of the guys did something that I see over and over again from men in women’s studies classes. They prefaced their remarks by joking “I know I’m going to get killed for saying this, but…” One of them, even pretended to rise from his desk to position himself by the door, saying that “Once I say this, I know I’m going to have to make a run for it.” Most of the women laughed indulgently, and I even found myself grinning along. his behavior reflects two things: men’s genuine fear of being challenged and confronted, and the persistence of the stereotype of feminists as being aggressive “man-bashers.” no man is in any real physical danger from feminists Women are regularly beaten and raped but I know of no instance where a man found himself a victim of violence for making a sexist remark in a college feminist setting! Male-bashing” doesn’t literally happen doesn’t stop men from using fear of violence point about feminists